So, I’m sure you are all dying to find out how my toe nails are since the marathon toe nail drama last month. You’re not? And you think it’s gross? Well, I’m sure SOME of you think it’s cool. No? Ok, but just in case….

The good news: only one is going to fall off! The one on my right foot has somehow begged for mercy and gotten that mercy in the form of staying intact! Meaning no stumpage! Hooray!!!

The bad news: the one on my left foot is hanging on by one fiber of a human thread. Any day now. Any day. I can put my whole finger inbetween the nail and the toe. Jake walked in while I was inspecting that very thing yesterday and he literally peed his pants and threw up all over himself at the same time. Well, I guess literally he didn’t at all, but he almost did and probably could have if he would have relaxed his muscles a little.

In rat squishing news. I stepped on a squished rat today. I was crossing Broadway and I stepped on something quite crunchy and quite squishy at the same time. I though “that was definitely something”. And it was something! Gross, right? I mean, so freakin nast’ in a really bad way!!!

Nathan and Melanie are flying in tonight! Yay! I love those guys!! Hooray!!

Last but not least, raise your hand (in comment form) if you found my new blob location/URL/slash subscribed to reader! Seriously, if you don’t mind, I would like to know.

Bye!