I saw Jennifer Aniston today….Hooray!!! The new movie she and Jason Bateman are in called “The Baster” is being filmed right by my salon for the next few days. I saw the trailers (they take up about 8 blocks!!) yesterday and decided to wait around to see her, but then after about 10 seconds I remembered that I’m not a very patient person, and left. Then Julianne posted last night that she saw her, and even posted a picture. I did some detective work (not really) and looked closely in the picture to see Carmine’s in the background. We all know that Carmine’s is btwn 90th and 91st, right?

So when I was leaving work today I decided to walk up to the train on 96th instead of the one on 86th. I had my phone out with camera mode ready to snap (if I saw her doing something scandalous I could sell it to Star Magazine and be rich!!), but then it happened. I saw her getting out of a black SUV and she even had body guards with her. She started walking towards me. She was right in front of me. There was no one else around. She looked right at me. I looked right at her. I thought about taking a picture, I started to life my phone…..and…I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t shamelessly take her picture when she was watching me. You know..living her glamorous life and all that. I had to just give her my prettiest smile and hope that it would brighten her day a bit. Is that lame? Do you guys even believe me without a grainy, camera-phone shot? I promise I saw her. And she was really pretty. Hooray!!!

PS I really am team Aniston when it comes to her and Angelina. I don’t forget about viles of blood and making out with your own brother as soon as most of america seems to.