Hello, this is actually Jake. Reagan emailed me from Piper’s house and asked if I would write a little something announcing that her blob sale items are available for purchase. I’m kind of glad that she is using the terminology “blob sale” instead of “garage sale.” Because every time I hear “garage sale” I think of this old Strong Bad Email episode, where SB points out the fact that garage is only one letter “b” short of “garbage.” Since the items that Reagan has in her little store certainly aren’t garbage, “blob sale” was a good choice for a name (even though the permalink to that page contains the word “garage.” Just try to ignore that).
Reagan also instructed that I should share these photos of Piper and her snowman that she made in school today. Apparently she pulled one of the eyes off. But, she also employed her stellar coloring skills. It is definitely a work of art.
And a shot of her working on it:
So, yeah. Here is a link to the store page (I’ll put one in the side bar tomorrow). Remember, if you are using Internet Explorer (and frankly, you shouldn’t be), make sure to click on the link at the top of the page, or you will have trouble adding anything to the cart. Then, start using a better browser. Also, keep in mind that only the items on the first page will be available today.
A few other nits–
- Shipping is a $5 flat rate applied to all purchases (even international).
- Return policy: Make sure you really want something before you buy it, because there are no returns.
K, bye.


























Jake, you are a genius mad scientist nerd; I see where Piper gets her skills.
Nice work on the blob sale and this post.
I just noticed: is Piper a leftie?
@Foodie: Thanks, Foodie. I wish that were true. There was a bit of a disaster when the store first launched. And of Course I was in a meeting where I was helpless to do anything to remedy it. I think that Reagan is probably going to fire me after this and find a new developer. Hahaha
Piper totally is a southpaw.
Reagan, if you look this awesome in the things you’re selling in your blob-sale, I can’t imagine how fantastic the rest of the things in your closet must be.
I only wish I were your size so I could snap up some of those cute outfits!
Guys, piper is definitely a lefty. But she does like to switch things up a little and use her right hand…like today when she was smearing glue stick all over the table, she used her right.
That Piper.
you know strongbad?!? i thought i was the only one who used to visit homestarrunner. another reason why we should be real life friends.
teen girl squad used to make me crack up. same with marzipan.
If only, I could fit into reags adorable tiny clothes I would totally buy them!
Piper is so cute working on her art project.
I have a leftie too, he even kicks a soccor ball with his left foot. I’m not sure he uses his right side for much. He too is artistic and is now a film editor in NYC. I don’t know why I felt the need to share all that with you. LOL
Everything I want to buy is on page 2 and 3. I really want the boots. do I need PayPal, which I do not have.
Leftys make the world go round. I was Reagan’s size in 3rd grade. But I’ve told quite a few people to check out her blob sale. Good luck!
blob sale? brilliant! i’ve never heard of such a thing! i’m in love! and you must be the cutest thing i’ve ever seen! mother and daughter are just alike! cutie cutie gals!
I’m a lefty, too!!! I knew there was something extra special about that Pippy J!
Alas! I do be afraid that there ain’t no way I could fit in any of your clothes. Had to snicker at Alisa saying she was your size in 3rd grade. Hee hee. Good luck on your blob sale!
Pipers snowman is adorable!
I love the Internet explored bit haha. I just learned about how bad it is and how complicated google chrome is too.