here is a cute polaroid that jake took of me and piper today while i was still in denial that pip wanted some alone time. i didn’t want to say why piper was so mad, because she is a lady and i think she would be embarrassed. it’s the kind of thing you can say about a baby, but not about a little girl, because little girls want to be girly and prim/proper. not poopy.

anyway, if looks could kill, right? that scowl!

also, i got the above sweater for free and it has a matching skirt. and when i say matching, i mean the exact orange and tan colors and the exact same pattern. i have to wear it as a pair some day. and i’m not saying this to brag, but the outfit altogether totals two months of my rent. which is completely insane in my opinion. that is basically a whole vacation. so, i’m not bragging that the outfit is expensive, but i guess i’m bragging that it was free. because free is cooler than expensive, and i want you all to think i’m cool.

next up, jake and i have started interviewing each other. i’m not posting the first set from about a month ago, because jake says his teeth bother him and i said i looked ugly. so fancy this one that we did right after i got out of the shower and was completely make-up-less. that is why i put the glasses on. glasses always make me feel better if i’m not wearing make-up. even though there is nothing anywhere that says anything about me actually needing glasses to see better. they’re for looks, not sights. and now that i have just made us sound like the most vain people in the world…the interview.

Jake interviews Reagan in front of Fake Fireplace Part I from Jacob Breinholt on Vimeo.

just to prove that looks aren’t the most important thing ever, here is another bedhead picture. from this very morning.